I like the idea of the duct skirt lol. This is even funnier lol
from Old Bread
Do you like make the most of unwanted things found in your house? Don’t throw away your expired or unfinished bread yet. You’ll be amazed at how beautiful your bread creation could be. Here’s how you can turn your unfinished or expired loaf of sandwich bread into a beautiful bouquet of roses.
Steps- Take your slices of bread and spread them all on a tray. You want to dry them under the sunshine for about half an hour. Make sure both sides of the slices are dried. When dry, each slice should be very crispy. Separate the middle part from the crust. This is to make sure you get the color you want. The middle part is whiter, the crust, the outer part is quite brownish. You can use the middle part to make the rose petals and the brownish part for the leaves. You can mix them however, depending on what color you want your flowers to be. Here’s a reminder, if you want white roses, use only the middle part for the petals.
- Crush the bread to form fine crumbs. You can use a food processor to do this.
- Add in the white glue to the breadcrumbs. Mix them well to form dough (similar to pastry dough). The texture of this dough should also be similar to pastry dough. At this point, you can add in the oil color of your choice. Again, work the dough well so that the color is evenly spread and mixed with the dough. Make sure the dough is soft enough to handle.
- You can start making the flower of your choice now. Use the artificial stem as the holder/stem for your rose (or your own choice of flower). For a rose, work from the inside, the inner part of a rose, and decide on how big or small you want it to be. You can use your palm to make the rose petals, or you can press the dough with a bottle or a rolling pin if you want.
- Wait until you are finished with the roses,and put them in a standing position (vertical upward position) in a vase and put these flowers under the sunshine to dry. They will harden and dry in a day or two under direct sunshine.
- Make sure that the flowers are completely dry. Dip them into the wood varnish and let them dry again. You can also use spray varnish but it is much more expensive. This varnish acts as a protector or a shield for the flowers and help them last longer.